Sunday, March 27, 2011

It's been too long, this is an apology

To whom it may concern: Dear meager readership,

You may have noticed that there has not been a post in awhile. I am sorry I have deprived you of borderline humor and subpar MS Paint drawings. Here is a beautiful bouquet of flowers for you so that each breath of air is filled with the perfume of love.

Don't worry. I know what you're thinking. Flowers are not near enough of an apology. You, my dear readers, are special. That is why I have also created a special gift for you. What is it, you ask? You are in mild suspense, aren't you? You just can't wait to see what has been created solely for your enjoyment. Well here it is!

That's right! A picture of a prototype for Ninjamallow action figures!

What? Not good enough for you? That's cool.

Have fun gettin' all stickified playing with ribbon and jet-puffed marshmallows from the grocery store. Loser.

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