I perked up and proclaimed, "Yay! Narwhals on the artic show. I can't wait!"
To which my wife replied, "Wait, narwhals are real?"
What could I do but laugh at her hilarious joke.
"No really, narwhals are real?"
I stared at her, unable to mask the look accusing her of being a complete dumbass. She had to be kidding. This is an intelligent lady ya'll. For real. I have to ask her what half of her vocabulary means. Well she WAS intelligent. Then she continued her rubbish brained talk of mythical lands.
M'LADY: "Narwhals aren't real. They can't be! They're the unicorns of the sea!"
ME: "They're definitely real."
M'LADY: "But they have a horn!"
ME: "Actually, it's a tooth."
M'LADY: "They're sea unicorns."
ME: "Shutup."
The following viral internet video is where my saddeningly illusioned wife got her information about narwhals.
Let us have a moment of silence for those of you just now realizing narwhals are not mythological. And now, a cartoon in honor of M'lady.
THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY REAL NARWHALS
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