Monday, December 20, 2010

The Weirdo Thought Bubble

There are those situations in life where one comes across people who are just effin weird. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with weird. I revel in weirdness. I went for 3 weeks eating whole cucumbers as snacks at work. I'm kind of a weirdo. That is exactly what a weirdo thought bubble is for. You see weirdo Dixie walking around nom nom nom-ing a whole cucumber and you think, weirdo. You see a guy walking around with underwear on the outside of his shorts, time for a weirdo thought bubble. Your mom tells you she thinks Bristol Palin is the coolest thing since sliced bread ever since she got on that Dancing with the Stars show, definitely time for a weirdo thought bubble. I mean take this for example:

I mean what the hell? It is quite obvious that dog is so ugly that it is hideous. You can't even tell it is a dog. It might be an obese skunk that got its tail chopped off in a near death experience with a bear trap. Or maybe someone gave growth hormones to their long haired guinea pig, it got mange, and developed Cushing's disease. It definitely isn't cute. Nothing is so ugly it's cute. Some things are so ugly you feel sorry for them so you want to make them feel better. Still not cute. That guy is definitely a weirdo, and thus the necessity for the weirdo thought bubble.

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